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thranduil-the-elven-king:

gotta-luv-dem-books:

landofgay:

notsomadmaddy:

karkat-doodle-doo:

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

oeve-at-221b:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

albus—tumbledore:

32, 613 people understand this. Please explain

What?

nobody say a word

*squints loudly*…..
….WHAT IS IT?!

THIS BOTHERS ME SOMEONE EXPLAIN

no one say it

HOW DO 262,375 KNOW WHAT THIS IS AND IM JUST SITTING HERE LIKE WHAT

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thecalebfarley:

If you had to suggest a tattoo for me based on what you know of me from my blog, what would it be?

A book-a-saur because I phonetically misread this persons URL when I started following.

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alyssaemilie:

this was worth reading

perf

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  • me: damn i need to save my money
  • me: *spends $200 in a week*
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  • me: *explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
  • classmate: wait, what's polyamory?
  • me: well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
  • professor: *overhears from front of class*
  • professor: that is d i s g u s t i n g
  • me: *defensively* um, actually, no it's--
  • professor: how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
  • me: ....
  • me: ....
  • me: ....
  • professor: it should be polyerosy
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youneedwatering:

plantbaby420:

*mic drop*

I really love Andrea

Ho-ly shit.

Perf.

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desertblessingoceancurse:

when your friend comes over but all you do is sit next to each other and use the internet

true friendship

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